“Several of my cottagemates love to swim in the sea. Let’s talk about that.”

“I couldn’t help but wonder, was the person who decided it would be a good idea to cook and eat this beast of the deep a total freak?”

“I made a fish pie today and it sucked and I was mad. That’s all I want to write.”

“Omelettes will haunt my dreams this evening… but that is okay.”

…To celebrate our first week, a lot of us went down to where? You guessed it- the friggin’ pub.

…So cut to this little culinary school my linen clad

friend spoke so highly off, I did some investigating….